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Kim Kardashian Has At Least 5 Different Kinds Of Milk In Her Otherwise Empty Fridge

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By Alexis Morillo
January 8, 2020

I'll make this quick: Kim Kardashian has a shape wear line called SKIMS and she is dropping new products, so she posted a bunch of promotional photos online. In one such photo, she's wearing SKIMS while reaching into her fridge but there's basically nothing in said fridge besides milk. Like, every variation of milk you can think of...and nothing else.

The @skims Cotton Collection restock is available now!! Here I’m wearing the Cotton Plunge Bralette and Cotton Rib Briefs in Kyanite. I live in these comfortable pieces!! Shop the Cotton Collection now at https://t.co/Qsy51S3rtD. pic.twitter.com/V5icdyRgEN

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) January 7, 2020

This is strange, yes, but the Calabasas home that Kim and Kanye West share is sort of known for being weird. Their Christmas decorations look like cotton balls and their sinks defy all laws of physics. Yet I am most confused by this—why, of all things, does she have such a surplus of milk?

To reiterate: In the photo, you can see an almost-empty jug of what appears to be lemonade, the reflection of what might be limes inside of one drawer and then, like, nine things of milk. I guess our girl Kim K doesn't have a favorite either, because I was able to spot two cartons of Horizon milk, a carton of Organic Valley, a carton of Oat Yeah, and a carton of Califa coffee creamer. There are also unmarked various containers of another beverage.

There were also two very cute little milk glasses with spiral straws, one red and one blue, that I will now imagine North and Saint lavishly sipping from for the rest of eternity. (Yes, guys, I know they're probably Psalm and Chi's bottle, just let me have this!!) I reached out to Kim via Instagram DM to ask her some questions about why she needs such a quantity and variety of milk. Still waiting for a response, obviously, but you'll be the first to know when I hear back.